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He's VENGEANCE
Every other month I go through my Ryan Bergara slut phase. Like fucking clockwork dude. Like horny clockwork
This is going to be so embarrassing but…
put in the tags:
your first concert
your last concert
your next concert
your favourite concert
guys be like omg i hate cancel culture. my brother in christ u just said the n word
The answer seems to be mostly enjoying stabbing. Fair enough
And happy birthday to that one reblogger
Tumblr has always been weird, but I think one of the weirdest things is this website’s obsession with the Ides of March. Like where did that come from?
The Batman, but instead of Detective Gordon it’s Angie Tribeca and Jay Giles. Everything else is exactly the same
Tumblr has always been weird, but I think one of the weirdest things is this website’s obsession with the Ides of March. Like where did that come from?
Gonna be a bit of a hot take I think, but as excited as I am for Jensen Ackles to be in the new season of The Boys, the sexualization from the fan base is already worrying. I saw someone say that seeing his dick will be like “coming home” and then someone else made a long list of why it’s likely that Soldier Boy is going to be in a gay sex scene. Bro, I’m so down with a male superhero attracted to men, but it just feels like there are going to be certain members of the fan base who are going to fetishize it.
Maybe I’m just being prude or something, but I feel like maybe it’s a bit much(?) cause I know that if I was in a place like that it’d make me wildly uncomfortable and resentful to do a lot of that stuff. I mean, imagine if that’s how candidly people talked about women. It’s done so casually and it feels kinda gross to be honest.
Walking around my college campus and looking at the different students is like:
Student A: A literal child
Student B: A grown man with a mortgage and 401k
Then it turns out B is a freshman and A is a senior
Washing down my melatonin with a coffee and my brain takes a screenshot
Quick q for all the love is blind contestants out there: what the hell do you tell your job when you leave for filming? “sorry boss person, I gotta take a couple weeks off. Yeah, I’m gonna get engaged to a random person I’ve never seen, but then I’ll be right back.” The hell???
Sorry for my hiatus, finally back into love is blind. Just started episode 6 and the fact that Shayne’s only wedding wish is a tuxedo-cape is the best thing I’ve ever heard. Can’t tell if I like the dude, but respect just for knowing what he wants
Make it this and I’m in.
An amazing speech by Kenya at the UN Security Council regarding Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, 22/02/2022 (video excerpt from this reddit post)
Transcript:
Kenya is gravely concerned by the announcement made by the Russian Federation to recognise Donetsk and Luhansk Regions of Ukraine as independent states. In our considered view, this action and announcement breaches the territorial integrity of Ukraine. We do not deny that there may be serious security concerns in these regions, but they cannot justify today’s recognition of these regions as independent states. Not when there are multiple diplomatic tracks available and underway that have the ability to offer peaceful solutions.
Mr President, this situation echoes our history. Kenya and almost every African country was birthed by the ending of empires. Our borders were not of our own drawing. They were drawn in the distant colonial metropolis of London, Paris and Lisbon with no regard for the ancient nations that they cleaved apart. Today, across the border of every single African country live our countrymen with whom we share deep historical, cultural and linguistic bonds. At independence, had we chosen to pursue states on the basis of ethnic, racial or religious homogeneity, we would still be waging bloody wars these many decades later. Instead, we agreed that we would settle for the borders that we inherited, but we would still pursue continental, political, economic and legal integration. Rather than form nations that looked ever-backword into history with a dangerous nostalgia, we chose to look forward to a greatness none of our nations and many peoples had ever known. We chose to follow the rules of the Organisation of African Unity and the United Nations Charter; not because our borders satisfied us, but because we wanted something greater forged in peace.
We believe that all states formed from empires that have collapsed or retreated have many peoples in them yearning for integration from people in neighbouring states. This is normal and understandable. After all, who does not want to be joined to the brethren and to make common purpose with them? However, Kenya rejects such a yearning from being pursued by force. We must complete our recovery from the embers of dead empires in a way that does not plunge us back into new forms of domination and oppression. We rejected irredentism and expansionism on any basis including racial, ethnic, religious or cultural factors. We reject it again today.
Kenya registers its strong concern and opposition to the recognition of Donetsk and Luhansk as independent states. We further strongly condemn the trend in the last few decades of powerful states including members of this security council breaching international law with little regard.
Setting my alarm for 6:30 am at midnight feels like sharpening the axe for my own execution
Love that despite the movie being “Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, mostly everyone is just talking about Wanda. What an icon. It’s what she deserves ❤️❤️❤️
Love Is Blind Season 2, Episode 4 is just turning into Nick’s commentary track. Every 5 seconds they’re flashing to this dude and I love it. He is just a dude hanging out and missing his gf so resorting to gossip. Then in ep 5, first thing he does is fill Danielle in on everything she missed. I love them so much
Edit: I am so quickly wrong she is so mad instantly. This is not great. Oh no oh no oh no
Edit 2: OH GOD ITS GETTING WORSE. THE WEIRD PLAYLIST IS GOIN
I’m probably gonna get a lot of flack for this, but I could not possibly care less about Morbius
What fucking year is it
reblog if you support muslims
i just. i really need to know right now. there’s so much hate in the world, i need to know who’s safe. also if you can’t reblog this feel free to block me <3 i hope i never interact with you ever in my life
That fucking five nights at Freddy’s “Freddy you’re supposed to be on lockdown” trend on TikTok is going to make me lose my mind. If I have to hear that dumb bears voice one more time I’m going to go absolutely feral to the point of no return
I don’t even watch euphoria, but I want all of the ladies to smooch me on the mouth
what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them
no. no no no
Like bro, this kid is crying absolutely destroyed in every movie. I want a scene for him where he can just straight up sock people without being verbally driven into the ground.
Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child
Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:
Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home
Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child
Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:
Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home
Bruce Banner: everyone, meet Shangqi, our newest Avenger.
Shangqi: Hi, it’s great to be here!
Peter Parker: HEY, I know you! You’re the guy on the cover of my accounting textboo—
Shangqi grabbing him by the shirt: you shut your mouth right now
Post-No Way Home Peter Parker who finishes his GED, goes to community college, works at the Daily Bugle part-time for the cash but he works in IT, rediscovers his sexuality after crushing hard on a guy in his mechanics class, is a total mess because he never sleeps but kicks ass being the independent Spider-Man he was always meant to be.
Okay, with Alfred Molina fucking NAILING his reprise of Doc Oc, I implore you to check out Angie Tribeca. It is such a hilarious show and his part as Dr Edelweiss is insanely funny. It’s got airplane-esque humor with a great cast and the fact that it only got 4 seasons is a crime
Yes, dude. Like it was obviously devastating, but it felt like a really fitting end to give Spider-Man what makes him Spider-Man (a lot of the struggles that were essentially erased because of Peter’s relationship with Tony). It brings him down to earth (ba dum tiss) a lot more and I’m so excited to see where they take this!!
what i think is SO smart about nwh is that they’ve essentially stripped peter parker of all his “mcu-ness” without erasing who he is
he’s this sort of blank slate now with a ton of potential but without losing all his character development or anything he’s done as spider-man
emotionally i’m wrecked but i think from a creative standpoint it makes perfect sense