er-the-surgeon
Abandoned at the altar :(
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Latest Posts by er-the-surgeon
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
Kinda crazy how BBC Sherlock’s main “superpower” was googling quickly
Kinda crazy how BBC Sherlock’s main “superpower” was googling quickly
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
You just KNOW they talking about anime.
bitchy older sister allison and bratty younger brother neil is actually a top tier dynamic
Top 10 moments before disaster
my wife, Jilliam Valentine
Andrew Minyard better than me fr because if my blue eyed situationship said "thank you, you were amazing" to me after I gave 110% at a fucking stickball game and then immediately gets kidnapped by his serial killer dad he conveniently forgot to tell me about, and I had to learn that my codependent worstie knew the whole time through "gentle persuasion"...
I'd be on the news.
got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason
Because of woke
My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
incredibly elaborate bit me and @iclimbtreestofeelalive came up with while i was playing pokemon Y iii couldn't pick if i should put this on the art blog but whateverr hello if you scrolled down this far sorry for the long post okay i love you
"tryna strike a cord and its probably a minorrrrrrr" is in the history books now ft THE Serena Williams
What’s the deal with so many m x m fics being so misogynistic? Any time any of those gay male characters call a female character a bitch it just makes me feel so icky. It just adds to the normalization of men regarding any woman they don’t agree with as a “bitch” and gives the excuse that the only misogynistic people have to be men attracted to women. Definitely has something to do with internalized misogyny and the societal feminization of gay men but I’m too tired to think about it rn
Me in 2023: I’m gonna stop saying I’m gonna kill myself at minor inconveniences! Those jokes aren’t really funny 😠
Me in 2025 when experiencing a minor inconvenience: I’m going to kill myself
Me in 2025 when someone I don’t like does anything at all: you should kill yourself
The night it all began
what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)
@bee-doodle just perfectly explained the aftg fandom (also, their art is very cool and cute and you should check it out)
This is how Cecil Palmer reports any game against Desert Bluffs
I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi
this is really fucking funny to me idk why
character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
Rewatched bottoms and was reminded that Isabel is absolutely the clingy one between her and Josie. She’d have to get dragged out of Josie’s gray sweatshirt kicking and screaming
Like are you kidding me
my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
STRAY 2022・dev. BlueTwelve Studio
High as fuck and I thought the first one was “sorry dentist I forgot my teeth”
i love you and we will make it thru this together
