The Batman, But Instead Of Detective Gordon It’s Angie Tribeca And Jay Giles. Everything Else Is Exactly

less “if you see a man and woman together at pride be nice! they could be bi/pan/trans/ace/aro” and more “stop gendering strangers to harass them anywhere, but especially at pride holy shit”

Now I know who to thank for my good looks

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

Bruce Banner: everyone, meet Shangqi, our newest Avenger. 

Shangqi: Hi, it’s great to be here!

Peter Parker: HEY, I know you! You’re the guy on the cover of my accounting textboo—

Shangqi grabbing him by the shirt: you shut your mouth right now

twitter vs. james corden

When Love From the Other Side (first track) says “you were the sunshine of my lifetime what would you trade the pain for?” and So Much (for) Stardust (final track) says “in another life you were the sunshine of my lifetime what would you trade the pain for?”

Does this make sense

Spanish Jackie gives a whole new meaning to “I got your nose”

Celebrations during USA vs Germany - 07.28.24

"tryna strike a cord and its probably a minorrrrrrr" is in the history books now ft THE Serena Williams