Latest Posts by er-the-surgeon - Page 8
jim from ofmd has me laying in my bed kicking my legs and twirling my hair every time they threaten to kill someone
I wanna know who at Marvel made the decision to change Steven Grant from being a millionaire entrepreneur, to a sweet museum gift shop worker and kiss them on the mouth
Watching our flag means death reminds me how much I fucking hate those lace sleeve cuff things. My least favorite part of any period piece. I can feel them getting in the way of anything I even think of doing
Good show other than that tho
First gif is my favorite cause it looks like it’s talking about The Swede
Stede Bonnet‘s Wildest Dreams (POV: You’re Blackbeard)
The Kraken listens to My Chemical Romance. Edward Teach listens to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) on repeat
I will not be taking questions at this time
I actually think there should be more street justice at the Academy Awards, keeps you humble
The pearl clutchers of Twitter are on Team Chris Rock should press assault charges against Will Smith and involve his LAWYERS, meanwhile the gremlin violence craving rats of Tumblr are like HIT HIM AGAIN.
I love it here.
#Life imitates art
Euphoria 2.08 / 94th Annual Academy Awards
Bonus:
“this sets a bad precedent people are gonna start going up to comedians and punching them during their routines” promise?
All of the other social media sites: everybody fighting over the morality of Will Smith’s slap, people getting getting genuinely heated, and some bringing it back as Jada’s fault somehow
Tumblr: violence :)
behind the scenes of Our Flag Means Death, posted by Rhys Darby 🖤🏴☠️
Stede's crew complaining about having no pirate flag
Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!
The crew:
Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate
Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks
Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things
love how this whole “new people coming to tumblr now” situation has exactly the vibe of strange showing up in the saloon of an old western town and stepping on the creaking floorboard
I think my favorite thing is that Samba took all the other photos, but in the one taken of him there’s a finger on the lens
The whole gang!
Honestly, if I was on the crew of the revenge and my dorky captain had been alone with the Blackbeard, on deaths on door, and then Blackbeard comes out wearing his clothes. Bro I don’t know what I’d think. Probably that he killed the poor guy and it’s some sort of sick power move. But nope, just two guys bein weirdos together <3
FINALLY SOME LESLIE JONES LOVE!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
LESLIE JONES as SPANISH JACKIE in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, 2022
“Living my best life <3”
“Lucius is drowning.”
“This ain’t about him.”
Spanish Jackie gives a whole new meaning to “I got your nose”
My new favorite niche: B99/Egyptian mythology crossover
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE + egyptian gods and goddesses insp. | art credit.
let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these
tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase
I trusted you, Wilson! 😼
collecting these like marbles
If Wanda doesn’t either get to: A) achieve the peace and find the love she deserves or B) go absolutely feral in Multiverse of Madness I’m going to riot
And I literally could not care less about what happens to Stephen like sorry bro. She’s just outdoin you
Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.
Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.
Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.