Honestly, If I Was On The Crew Of The Revenge And My Dorky Captain Had Been Alone With The Blackbeard,

The fact that the writers could have so easily made Hobie and Miles rivals in a love triangle with Gwen, but instead made them bros with Miles talking about how cool Hobie is and Hobie joining the Miles Defense Squad fills my heart with joy

All of the other social media sites: everybody fighting over the morality of Will Smith’s slap, people getting getting genuinely heated, and some bringing it back as Jada’s fault somehow

Tumblr: violence :)

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

The Batman, but instead of Detective Gordon it’s Angie Tribeca and Jay Giles. Everything else is exactly the same

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

neil josten is like “not fight, not flight, but secret third option: fight and flight” my man stirs up trouble and then immediately books it

FINALLY SOME LESLIE JONES LOVE!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

LESLIE JONES as SPANISH JACKIE in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, 2022

Walking around my college campus and looking at the different students is like:

Student A: A literal child

Student B: A grown man with a mortgage and 401k

Then it turns out B is a freshman and A is a senior

Just guys bein dudes