Me In 2021 When Marvel Is Releasing A New Project Basically Every Other Week:

Neil Josten really spent his entire life on the run, then said “fuck it” just so he could shit talk a guy on TV. A true hater

Washing down my melatonin with a coffee and my brain takes a screenshot

Quick q for all the love is blind contestants out there: what the hell do you tell your job when you leave for filming? “sorry boss person, I gotta take a couple weeks off. Yeah, I’m gonna get engaged to a random person I’ve never seen, but then I’ll be right back.” The hell???

My Twitter feed gets it

Finished All for the Game for the first time and all I have to say is, Allison Reynolds please just give me a chance

jim from ofmd has me laying in my bed kicking my legs and twirling my hair every time they threaten to kill someone

Post-No Way Home Peter Parker who finishes his GED, goes to community college, works at the Daily Bugle part-time for the cash but he works in IT, rediscovers his sexuality after crushing hard on a guy in his mechanics class, is a total mess because he never sleeps but kicks ass being the independent Spider-Man he was always meant to be.

ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

High as fuck and I thought the first one was “sorry dentist I forgot my teeth”

i love you and we will make it thru this together

i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡

edit: SOMEONEE changed the password and ruined it for everybody :/ pls try this version instead!!