Finished All For The Game For The First Time And All I Have To Say Is, Allison Reynolds Please Just Give

New fave account. Touring paramore members have the best vibes

@junebugsappho

I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.

This is how Cecil Palmer reports any game against Desert Bluffs

This is the motherfucker that started me on this god forsaken path

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

Neil Josten and Kevin Day relating the most traumatic events to murder lacrosse:

Neil Josten really spent his entire life on the run, then said “fuck it” just so he could shit talk a guy on TV. A true hater

I hope I find someone that loves me the same way Stephen Colbert loves his wife ❤️ ❤️ ❤️