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3 Swords Demon And His Magical Son 2

After Finding The One Piece

Zoro: *pretending to be a normal citizen in front of the Marines* We have to find my darling husband, I’m so worried about him. *trying not to laugh*

11yr Ron: *giggling quietly in Zoro’s shoulder then pretends to sob* Papa, oh papa!

Random Marine: Seriously? *confusion after Zoro describes an absolute madman as his husband* What do you see in him?

Zoro: He makes me laugh

Pirate King Luffy: *cackles in amusement and love*

The Moon And The Ocean Tide AU 2

Percy: Aye, important question for our friendship. When you go to the movie theater, do you ask for extra butter?…or regular butter?

Echo: Eh?

Percy: …Or no butter?

Luke: I put skittles- not skittles…m&m with the popcorns

Percy: Alright, I’m gonna remove Luke from the chat…

Luke: Hold on please-

*Luke is throw into the lake*

Echo/Nico: *laughter*

Echo: You didn’t give the man a chance to explain himself!

Percy: Hahaha

Nico: *snorts* For real hahaha

3 Swords Demon And His Magical Son

Luffy: Shi Shi Shi Look what Zoro got!

Straw hats: *shooketh*

Zoro: *Hold Ron close to him* I only know Ron for 5 hours. If anything where to happen to him, I’ll kill everyone in this room then myself.

5yr Ron: *thinking* You Barmy!

Usopp: *faints*

Lily’s Ghost That Hunts Them 6

Draco: *smiles smugly*

Filch: *enrage* Listen here you lil’shit-

Hermione: *holding Harry back*

(A loud whistle)

All: *looks arounds* ???

(A gigantic boulder hit the ground between them all, inches from their noise)

Filch: Lily Evens! She has returned! *takes off screaming*

Draco: *piss his pants, sobbing*

(2 minutes earlier)

Ron: *levitating a gigantic boulder from his dorm’s window* Is this good?

Neville: *using Ron’s binoculars* A little more to the right.

Ron: Got it!

Seamus: *panicking a little* Whatchu got there?

Ron/Neville: A smoothie. *takes a sip out of their cup*

Oda sensei said if Zoro had a devil fruit it would be the Fish Fish Fruit, Mythical Zoan Model Seiryuu (Kaido’s fruit)

I want to see dragon Zoro and Nika Luffy fighting together.

(I know Oda sensei said he wants to see Zoro’s katana turn into a dragon more, because he thinks that would be very cool. I think Zoro turning into a dragon would be cool too)

pirates never been so silly

Their Luffy preference

Fic: you taste sweet

Hot dang women *raises a water bottle*

"Goodbye volleyball."

*chugs water, stops and says winded* I’m so fucking gay, holy shit. I love women

What Me & My Co-Workers Say But As BSD Characters part 3

Louisa: Salutations

Lucy: Konichiwa

Louisa: Oh?* laughs in surprise*

Lucy: Sorry that was the only language in my head

Louisa: *teasing* Fluent

Lucy: *laughs* I know handful but not fluent. Not even English. Native language

Louisa: I’m fluent in gibberish.

Lucy: Ghaklafsjaf

Both: *laughs loudly*

Wally’s Favorite 5

Wally: Wow, T-bird is amazing! So smart and hardworking. Funny too.

Dick: So you won’t make him the favorite, right?

Wally: *side-eye monkey meme*

Dick: *panik* So you won’t make him the favorite, right?

Wally’s Favorite 4 *edit*

Tim: *has blackmail Batman, killed over 1000 of Ra’s men, started war crimes, lost his spleen, cloned people, etc* I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life!

Wally: *knows Tim signed Jason up on porn-site* I know this and I love you

BatFam:

Dick: *affronted*

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

idk if this is a young fan thing or new fandom culture but some of yall think fics are abandoned way too quickly. a few months or a year or two is not unusual to go without a fic update. sometimes fics take longer to write, other times writers have rl events, or maybe there's multiple fics and one gets more priority. there are tons of reasons for fics not to be updated every week or every month. it also isn't uncommon for people to come back and update fics after a number of years—ive read updates that took five, or ten years. people's lives change, but they still want to tell their stories. personally, i never consider a fic abandoned unless the author has said so; though if it's been a few years i manage my expectations. but a last update being a year ago is... generally not a sign that a writer has abandoned their fic

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

im stalking your page because i found a ron weasley lily evans post and i couldnt stop laughig oh my gosh

*screeches* Thank you!!!! I'm glad you're having gas (old slang for fun- I believe) with the HP dabbles!

This looks like fun *evil cackles*

Anyone interested👀 Big thank you to @venelona for creating the prompt board😌

Dazai’s entrance exam:

So because of their detective license Agency members are allowed to carry around a handgun or a portable blade.

Cool.

So what about the chainsaw? Or the cleaver? Or the multiple different kinds of bombs? And variations of guns? And the tear gas?

The only time one of you has used a portable blade was Junichiro and he almost killed Mori with it.

I do love how with their investigative authority that if they see it fit too the Agency can falsify police information and disrupt criminal investigations.

And I needs that to be used more in fics. That the Agency can just legally commit crime if they feel the situation calls for it.

Also the fact it’s Kunikida telling me all of this I’m on to you sir.

What a horrible waste of good pasta man

fucking. what?

Aww this is so funny lol ♡

Sacred 28 Vs The Sacred 28 5

Hermione: I wonder what would happen if the The Sacred 28 just…disappears

Ron: *mindlessly* We’ll all die a horrible death.

Hermione: *is confusion*

Ron: And the streets will be run by magical creatures. They’ll be screaming like it’s the end of the world. Yelling about “monsters” and the devil was coming to saw their legs off. Totally unhinged.

Hermione:

Ron: They’ll be like dogs without horses. They’ll be running wild.

The Moon and The Ocean Tide AU

Percy: Nu-hu, Mama didn’t raise no fucking bitch. *lift his sword to kill the monster of the day* We keep going.

Bianca: Nah, nah, nah! Mama raised a bitch. *pulls Nico with her back to camp, stressed and done* Let’s go

Echo: *looks nervously at them both* Mama did’t raise nobody actually, my mama absent.

Bianca: Oh my gods

Percy: *wheeze* Percy going down. *gasp for air* Percy going down!

Lily’s Ghost that Hunts them 5

Ron: *complaining about a Karen at his summer job in the hospital* She came at me a; ‘No. You can’t be a nurse, you’re not wearing the uniform’.

Lavender: Oof.

Kellen: *mumbles* This is why I work with animals.

Ron: Should have join you. I mean what did that lady expect? The uniform to be a slutty nurse outfit? *cracks the table with a bang of his fist* Get over it Stacy.

Professor Slughorn: *pause, turns around and walks out of the classroom* Not to day Satan.

(Marauder’s era)

Lily: *complains about her job because of a karen*

Her dorm mates: *nods in understanding*

Lily: What did she expect? Us to be wearing slutty maid uniforms? Come on Susie. *bangs her fist, cracking the table* Get with the program.

Professor Slughorn: *jumps and spills hot tea on his pants*

I love them so much! What amazes me most about the Sonic and Tails story is that Sonic was a kid himself when he decided to take on such responsibility. And I'm sure Sonic had to change his lifestyle one way or another. But... where did Sonic get a DAMN PLANE???

Wally’s Bird 3

Dick: *throws himself onto Wally’s chest, face first* What is this? I’ can’t understand anything!! *waves a paper in his face*

Wally: *pushes it away* You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.

Dick: I don’t care how fast they were typing! This makes no sense!!! *whines and shakes the paper harder*

Sacred 28 Vs The Sacred 28 4

Canon S28 in the HP books: Abbott, Avery, Black, Bulstrode, Burke, Carrow, Crouch, Fawley, Flint, Gaunt, Greengrass, Lestrange, Longbottom, Macmillan, Malfoy, Nott, Ollivander, Parkinson, Prewett, Rosier, Rowle, Selwyn, Shacklebolt, Shafiq, Slughorn, Travers, Weasley, Yaxley

The Sacred 28 The Pillars Of Magic (My AU Of Who The Magic Realm In The Order They Became Human):

Peverell- Death’s children, who asked for a way to stay in the living world. The wand was stolen causing the oldest son to “die” but really just sent him back pouting after his boasting. The second son got homesick and left the stone behind, going back to death to be with his childhood sweetheart that asked him to come home. The third son with the cloak fell in love and stayed, making a family. He went back home to death after his human body failed him due to old age. Is the best with Necromancy

Potter- The children of the Greek Sculptor Pygmalion and his statue turn human wife, Galatea, that came to early Britain to escape Roman Soldiers. Both having the blessing of Aphrodite, more so Galatea because the Love Goddess brought her to life. They had a gender-fluid child name Paphos who is the best at Love Magic. Their younger daughter name Metharme is best with pottering and sculpting. Together they crafted at statue of their patron deity that helps cross-lovers. If married under the statue (with or without a priest), no one can interfere with the marriage. Fun fact; Ron’s grandparents from his dad’s side wed under it. Is best with Love Protection Aftifacts/Rituals/Enchantments.

Ollivander- Are Ents who slowly taken human form to be with the hobbit families of Took and Brandybuck. They became their companions in life after The Great War Of Sauron. (Yes I’m mixing LOTR into HP because why not?) To make children (cause I know ya’ll are wondering) the tree intwine soft branches with anything that contains solid DNA of their companions and buried it in the ground. A child is born after two months the baby tree has sprouted. Have long life and knowledge of tree symbolism. Makes. Wands

Gryffindor- Griffins that took human mates. They have the body of a lion and head of an Eagle, along with its wings. Is know to have wings, speak to birds and lions. In HP, one of them created Hogwarts.

Longbottom- Are children of Terrestrial Fays. Most. Are confuse with soft hearted fairies. Mostly because they have mated a handful of times. (Neville is actually a Chaos Good Terra fairy, while his grandmother is a Chaotic Neutral Terra Faerie) They are the best in Herbology. More powerful than the Greengrass who is just Terra Fairies. Could control the earth around them. (Such as flowers, trees, grass, dirt, etc.)

Slytherin- Nagas born child that mated with humans that migrated from South Asia. Can shapeshift their lower half into tails, poison fangs when threatened or starving and talk to snakes. One of them created Hogwarts.

Black- Shadow people descendants from Stingy Jack, that made bet with the devil and got cursed for it. They are best in shadow travel, seeing in the dark and living in shadow without consequences.

Hufflepuff- Berserkers with kind smiles. One of them created Hogwarts .

Ravenclaw- Raven shapeshifters. One of them created Hogwarts

Weasley- This is a hard one for me because I have so much ideas. First off, Ron’s family is the descendant of fourth branch from the very first Weasley Family. The “first” fourth son eloped with the third princess of DunBroch and had seven children with her. (Yes I’m mixing Brave with HP. It’s my AU. Also adding a bit of ROTTBD for a treat.) The fourth son ended with kids and so on. Anyways, because of this, they can shapeshift into bears. Not only with that (since this a DunBroch trait), the Weasleys are gifted with fully body dragon fire. The younger generation can’t be cause Arthur’s father married with a daughter of the Black family. (Percy is the only one to be able to go human torch out of all the siblings, Charlie/Ron can only do certain parts of their body- one at a time. Bill on the other hand has a way with the shadows. Sus) Then you bring in their mother Molly Weasley, née Prewett (from the french sacred 10), who can full body shapeshift (is the reason Britain has Metamorphmagus. Her family line mix into the wizard culture after they migrate. They have to much power!). Only Ron can use this but only for his voice. The twins get extremely jealous. Jack of Trades if you will.

Lovegood- Are prophets and fay. Bloodline of the cursed oracle Cassandra is mix within. It has been thin out a bit but will flare up with things. (Like Luna’s belief of certain mythical creatures that no one believes her about.) Can see different pathways of the future.

Nott- Like the Blacks, they can work with shadows. But like the Blacks, they can darken a room even if there is no shadows.

Abbott- They are humans blessed heavily with healing magic after saving herd of unicorn foals

Greengrass- See Longbottom for information. Good with plant life

Bulstode- Is a sea based siren from the deep depths of the ocean. Are to the size of whales, with different sea animals tail (sharks, angelfish, dolphins, etc). Often mistaken for Nessie the Lockness monster or the Kraken.

Slughorn- Are warrior slug monsters. Hard to kill, very clever. Know to make fast connections with others

Shacklebolt- Are humans blessed with the ability with unearthly chain anything and not have it break. (I’m thinking Uzumaki style chains)

Malfoy- Fresh water nymphs who had children with humans

Graunt- Can talk to the dead, Peverell’s first son’s bloodline but not powerful at all

Carrow- crow shapeshifters

Flint- They are descendants of fire demons

Rowle- horse shapeshifters (can not be kelpie or unicorns)

Selwyn- Warrior servants of the Sea. Has a business in the Fish company

Rosier- Flower fairies (like in Tinkerbell)

Avery- can speak to birds (not to sure if they are bird shapeshifters)

Fawley- Not bird shapeshifters lol more like a woodland creature, the Deer Family

Burke- Were once stone human looking golems given life. Have the of 10,000 men

Crouch- Crossroad Guides, usually advising people with hard choices. They are quite kind but is omnipresent with deism at its heels. (Barth Crouch Sr is of the fifth branch and has shamed his ancestors with his cruelty to the point he and his bloodline can no longer guide)

Most of my Sacred 28 are children from the 4th or more so sons/daughters. They get a magical creature inherence once they hit puberty. (Well those who haven’t completely inbreed their magic away.) Also Britain is the one of the few magical community that has more than three Pillars of Magic. (Mexico is one of them.) They are also connect to the mysterious Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain in Wiltshire, England. (Destroy the monument and the Britain’s Magical World will follow in my AU.)

What Me & My Co-Workers Said But As BSD Character part 2

Atsushi: Sometimes when I’m happy, I have this monotone voice trying to sound excited *pushes Dazai’s paper back to his side of the desk*

Kunikida: *not looking up his work* Wow

Atsushi: Other times I have a happy face and sound so monotone or depress *goes back to his work*

Kunikida: *looks up at him, laughing and with a mocking monotone voice* Welcome to the Detective Agency

Atsushi: *pouts* Be happy I’m not killing puppies

Kunikida/Dazai: *Is taken back completely as they burst out laughing* Killing puppies?