Latest Posts by dvyfknjns - Page 8

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

Capricorn! Which sign should I ink next?

(You can score a print of ‘em here!)

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* 

me:  

anyone else a soft bitch tonight

*naruto runs into your heart*

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

my wife is giving birth and it’s messing with my vibe fr fr had to cut her off

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

Thomas: I sure showed those guys, huh?

Billie, awkwardly: Uh, yep! You sure did!

Thomas: I mean, did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

Corvo, rummaging through a dumpster: Hey look, coffee! Looks like my luck is taking a turn!

Corvo: [Sips it & spit-takes]

Corvo: WHO THE FUCK PUT SOY IN THEIR COFFEE?

y'all mind if i

can’t…im shy

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

he reason dishonored is such a good game is bc it fulfills all of humanity’s basic needs

Made a little flipnote animation of a coyote skull. 

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

how a cat looks at you when you turn on the light in a dark room they were sleeping in

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

*holds ur hand* bro… u look so pretty tonight

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

SHIRT by request

Seriously thinking about designing a full deck of feline tarot cards…

Whilst playing with the idea I drew up this death card… it seemed appropriate at the close of the year.

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you