Literally The Ideal Man Is Someone Who Respects Women, Is Stupid As All Fuck And Likes Getting Pegged

girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*

boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl

girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

some rowdy boys 🐀✨

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

@singfortrees

Corvo, rummaging through a dumpster: Hey look, coffee! Looks like my luck is taking a turn!

Corvo: [Sips it & spit-takes]

Corvo: WHO THE FUCK PUT SOY IN THEIR COFFEE?

Thomas: I sure showed those guys, huh?

Billie, awkwardly: Uh, yep! You sure did!

Thomas: I mean, did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors