It’s Too Hot *opens Window* In Comes 20 Flies, 8 Spiders, 17 Daddy Long Legs, 50 Moths, 3 Dragons And

I want all of your work tattooed on my body but i dont have enough skin, what is a girl to do?

Steal the flesh of your enemies, but only like, if they’re OK with that.

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

Found this little guy in the dishwasher

my wife is giving birth and it’s messing with my vibe fr fr had to cut her off

never forget the flask of whisky i found buried in the ground while on year 11 school camp in 2015. it was so old i had to smash the bottleneck to get it open.. spent the evening absolutely shitfaced during group activities 🤦🏻‍♂️ you’ll always be in my heart 💓

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6VzgKKJYgY/

*naruto runs into your heart*

I literally cannot believe you have to keep putting food in your body every day, I JUST ate yesterday and you’re telling me I have to eat again. Who the fuck came up with this