Latest Posts by dracodrago138 - Page 2

Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?

Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool

No there’s your Mac n’ cheesys all over the yellow

mr. email, cumcumber is a friut

DAMMIT

i like how hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby is used as a reaction to lopsided fights because i actually thought the joke was that the two were evenly matched. i thought coughing babies really could hold their own here

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

Happiness Will Come To You.

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

Pukicho what's going on with the notebook in ur new merch

I kept accidentally putting him inside another notebook, I don’t know how but I thought it looked neat so I kept it

AND?

Pukicho what's going on with the notebook in ur new merch

I kept accidentally putting him inside another notebook, I don't know how but I thought it looked neat so I kept it

People of the hellsite, I ask of you one thing… _ick

Choose

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

kate bush dressed as a nun, photographed by brian griffin (1982)

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

I’m crying over this picture

the turkey swiss on rye incident

What do you believe in now?

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

Help !!! Im stranded on a island where the only food is 1 acorn with 1000000000mg thc & u have to eat it in 1 bite

pardon me but can someone tell me what the hells going on with the playlists Spotify is putting together automatically for me. what the flying fuck is a ‘dog water mix’

the "say something" text on the message box has never felt so taunting. im so scared.

This came to me in a dream and I am worried