Bad News: Our Boss Locked The Keys Inside The Building.

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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2 years ago

i like how hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby is used as a reaction to lopsided fights because i actually thought the joke was that the two were evenly matched. i thought coughing babies really could hold their own here

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3 years ago

wait now make him concave

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im going to lose my mind why is he doing the fucking pose

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3 years ago
Imagine Playing This But You Just Immediately Start Making Out With The Person

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3 years ago

RIP(p)

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reblog to say RIP to penis

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Watching this while also listening to “a night in” (by pkch) was a real weird experience that I would love to have happen again gurghrirhhjhh there we go

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