[gets In With You]

pardon me but can someone tell me what the hells going on with the playlists Spotify is putting together automatically for me. what the flying fuck is a ‘dog water mix’

nice

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

nice

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

me when i walk into a swarm of gnats

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

Kinky

how exactly would you like to die, Pukicho?

Taking everyone else out with me

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

I like to think that op calls their cat bagel so whenever they have to introduce her it goes like “her name is bagel, everything bagel” and I like that

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

The key shortcut of “windows key” and “.” held together has changed my life

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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o