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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

the turkey swiss on rye incident

i like how hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby is used as a reaction to lopsided fights because i actually thought the joke was that the two were evenly matched. i thought coughing babies really could hold their own here

guy glued to the wall and mushrooms growing off the wall room

Carsten Höller's 'Upside Down Mushroom Room' from 2000 in the Fondazione Prada, Milan

imagine playing this but you just immediately start making out with the person

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

Not to be controversial or anything but I’d eat that

Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

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I like to play a game with people I know that I call “point and kill” where the object of the game is to find something I can not kill someone with. In the hypothetical situations the person being killed is not fighting back and is more like a car test dummy. You lose if you get unnerved and ask me to stop.

Everything’s a lethal weapon if used correctly.