Post Corrections/clarifications Are My Favorite Genre Of Humor: A Compilation

can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

It’s so goddam annoying when I think about breathing through my nose.

you have fallen into my trap, you now are manually breathing and will die if you stop. Hehehe, collapse mortal.

this is great, I love this website

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

Call me childish but this is my new favorite place. You can not, and will not, even try to change my mind. It even has a church to the most famous plumber ever, how can I be wrong

That egg really just schlorped its way down there huh

I like to play a game with people I know that I call “point and kill” where the object of the game is to find something I can not kill someone with. In the hypothetical situations the person being killed is not fighting back and is more like a car test dummy. You lose if you get unnerved and ask me to stop.

Everything’s a lethal weapon if used correctly.

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

Me: *goes to friends house*

Friend: Hey, this is my place, whadda ya think?

Me: where’s the pee sock

Friend: …

Me: …

Friend: I thought you’d never ask!