Dracodrago138 - DracoDrago138

Checking my analytics and I’m so very confused

fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

#2006vs2016: some things never change

pardon me but can someone tell me what the hells going on with the playlists Spotify is putting together automatically for me. what the flying fuck is a ‘dog water mix’

I like to play a game with people I know that I call “point and kill” where the object of the game is to find something I can not kill someone with. In the hypothetical situations the person being killed is not fighting back and is more like a car test dummy. You lose if you get unnerved and ask me to stop.

Everything’s a lethal weapon if used correctly.

you know what, I’m not done posting about baby bats!!!

here is a fact for you: rescued baby bats are regularly given little blankets and swaddled up like itty bitty bat burritos! this is a whole Thing

Oh, and sometimes they get tiny pillows!

And they get fed out of teensy baby bottles!

They are even given mini bat pacifiers to nurse on 💕

in conclusion, here is a baby bat yawning:

BABY BATS!!!

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

Not to be controversial or anything but I’d eat that

Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.