Davebearmn - DaveBearMN

Not naming any names, but I think there's a rich dude with terrible taste in design aesthetics whose main frustration with the classic Trolley Problem was that having to go where the tracks led was too constraining.

Celebs I used to look like, part 1.

Disco Elysium cosplay. Now with finger guns!

good beard day

When the partridge, pear tree, turtledoves, French hens, calling birds, and FIVE gold rings haven't sealed the deal yet, one should probably TAKE THE HINT already.

But no, the person from that song? Escalates.

"Oh, the gold rings and small charming birds weren't good enough for ya? Prepare to deal with some Large Aggressive Waterfowl. You've been warned."

"And if *that* doesn't convince you, I am gonna have to start recruiting some human help. Like, lots and lots of people, most of them rambunctious or at least rather loud. Because *I* know how to party!"

Celebs I used to look like, part 2.

I like your hat.

it's a popular style! you wear it well.

So... who is the (other) daddy?

Technology and the Death of Romance

A mini-play in three acts.

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Act I

"I made you a mix tape!"

"Thanks, but I don't use cassettes anymore."

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Act II

"I burned this mix CD for you!"

"No one plays CDs anymore."

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Act III

"...mp3 playlist?"

"oh, okay, *fine*."

Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.