what does it say about me that this is the post that broke me
brain: do you have your wallet?
me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*
me: yeah
Kryoz: i can’t believe this
Smitty: believe what?
Kryoz: that you’d do this to me
Smitty: what did i do-
Kryoz: YOURE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK CUTE AGAIN STOP IT IM TOO GAY FOR THIS
hey, friendly reminder that kryoz- john- is an amazing person
he works his ass off every day to make content. mans is hardworking, talented, and so deserving of support
he’s the KINDEST person ever? he’s a fucking sweetheart and although it’s not very obvious with the first look, if you pay attention to his videos you should know he’s a real damn softie. his heart is too big for his got damb body.
he loves his fans and is such an easygoing person. he gets along well with everyone n is such a chill boy. he is INCREDIBLY unappreciated and i wish he wasn’t, he deserves the whole fucking world- and more.
personally, he has done so much for me. he has helped me through shit, he’s made me smile, he’s made me laugh, he’s been a friend to me even if he doesn’t know who i am. john has saved my life and he is my hero.
tl;dr - john is so deserving of more love. please give him love. here’s photos of the man that you should love to pieces.
straight people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: culturally outdated at best, downright offensive at worse
gay people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: LITERALLY the height of comedy
I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly
this gives me so many tiktok vibes tbh i love it
GIMME GIMME GIMME- (EDIT)-GBG
i wanna apologize the second boom is very loud i messed up, too lazy to fix :)
teacher: any questions, class?
me: ya what the fuck
me: can't focus because deadline pressure isn't high enough
me one week from now: can't focus because deadline pressure is too high
Smii7y: Kryoz, cause a distraction!
Kryoz, throwing raisins around: Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!