Me: Can't Focus Because Deadline Pressure Isn't High Enough

Constant apologizing is a side effect of emotional abuse so don’t be a dick about someone who does that

Jotr: *trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*

Kryoz: if only you sucked my dick as hard as you suck that smoothie

Jotr: *starts coughing* whAT The fUCK

How to tell if fruits and veggies are ripe

just listen

*finishes coffee* I really want more coffee

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

i just really like drawing him 

Kryoz: THATS IT *tackles Smitty*

Kryoz: *sitting on him while holding down smitty’s wrists* haha! i win mudderf-

Smitty: *moans*

Kryoz: …

Mini: *whispering to Panda* well this got awkward real fast

Kryoz: did… did you just..

Smitty: *blsuhing hardcore* IT WAS YOUR DAMN FAULT! YOU MADE ME DO IT!

I found an app that I like. Let me know your thoughts on if you like the style? It’s pretty bad warning.