Darksorceress16 - Darksorceress16

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

my last three brain cells

so yesterday my boss (who is a big burly man with a lot of facial hair) was singing along to the radio and “wrecking ball” came on and he burst out “I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL” and kicked a garbage can across the room

i’m still laughing

me too

The vaping monks, AggressiveJohn™, destroying sexism, and, burning himself because he farted too much: a synopsis of Kryoz’s recent streams

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Bbs dudes on finals day

Vanoss: thinks he’s okay but goes to take the test and turns it in in 15 minutes time with half of the test blank

Delirious: hiding in the bathroom because he forgot to study and is now cramming as much as possible

Wildcat: didn’t study for a single test, still gets an A-, found later in the locker room having a mental breakdown

Mini: asks to listen to music, listens to himself reading off the answers instead of music, when caught he said his voice was “music to his ears”

Moo: studied all weekend and got enough sleep the night before his tests, ended up with a B on one test and starts to cry

Terroriser: spent the weekend studying without sleeping, currently running on 4 cups of straight black coffee and finishes the test in a half hour, says he can hear colors now

Nogla: overslept and was late to his test, ends up getting an A and all his classmates now hate him

Lui: teachers pet so when he goes up and asks a question they always get the answer, brings a bag of gummy worms to eat after the test is done

Panda: gets yelled at for having phone out during the test and is accused of cheating but was really tweeting on how he’s going to cry in a pot full of mac and cheese when he’s done

Legiqn: walks out of test room and starts screaming, after his little ‘fit’ says he totally aced the test and almost fell asleep on the drive home

Ohm: is upstairs in one of the study hall rooms having an anxiety attack, walks in the classroom next period totally chill and dead tired, is ready for death

Cartoonz: waits outside of the school for Ohm to finish his test, when Ohm walks out he blasts very inappropriate songs out his speakers and embarrasses Ohm, is glad he doesn’t have to be “tested by satan” anymore

Scotty: spent the weekend looking up videos on how to sneak answers into a test, used the water bottle trick, almost peed himself during the test because he took a drink of water every time he looked for an answer

Marcel: cheated off Scotty the whole test and almost gets caught because when Scotty turned in his test he got and turned it in right after he did, goes home and instead of studying for more tests takes a nap

Kryoz: slept through whole test, hacks into school system to change grade to B- just to make it believable

Smitty: started to cry during the test, when asked what was wrong he replied with “i’m gonna be a male stripper”, says that was the easiest test he ever took afterwards

good luck to anyone who has semester tests or finals!! study hard and rest up! also thank you for 400 followers, you all are appreciated soooo much <3

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MY LLAMA

me: im not gonna let anyone know how im feeling me, three seconds later: hey guys im sad and want your attention

Pros of writing gay relationships: 

- gay

Cons of writing gay relationships:

- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHO’S DOING WHAT OR WHO’S SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL