Am I Lazy Or Is This Another Depression Session™

What happens before my friends and I play video games?!  Extremely Funny

Vanoss wants people to know about whom Terroriser is raging.

*Doing a friendship race during the carry your partner portion*

Cartoonz: *Carrying Ohm bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*

Wildcat: *Sprints past, carrying Mini over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming*

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

melt your headaches- call it home. 

i just really like drawing him 

a m b i g u o u s

Mini: [holding an ambiguous bottle] Is this whiskey or perfume?

Kryoz: [grabs and chugs the entire bottle]

Kryoz: It’s perfume.

i didn't know what this was but i'm so glad i listened to it

Shipping Real People is okay, Hating on their irl Partners Because it 'it ruins the ship' is not

This has been a psa

Funny Morning Commute Story:

A portly petite lady gets on the train. There’s an empty seat, but the dude next to it has man-spread so there’s little space to actually sit. The lady is undaunted, she says loudly “I think I will have a sit” as a warning and then squeezes herself in. The man does not attempt to reign in his man-spread.

The guy gets off on a next stop, and I’m not really paying attention to them anymore, except I hear the word “man-spread” so I instantly perk-up and look over. And then she says loudly:

“I’m sorry, but if you have such a great need to air out your balls, you need to be checked out for venereal diseases.” 

At some point during that sentence we make eye-contact and I must have a look on my face like I’m five and excited that I just heard a parent swear. Because she laughs, while I grin, because she knows I know what she’s talking about.

And that just made my morning like 10x better.