*Doing A Friendship Race During The Carry Your Partner Portion*

do you ever just stretch so hard that you pass out and fall on the floor and glimpse the void before wildly waking up again?

Ohm: john, are you sober?

Kryoz: *slurred* why *hic* would i be sober on my birthday? huh? tell me that Ohm, ya little bunny rabbit

Ohm: …

Ohm: john, buddy

Kryoz: Ohm, buddy

Ohm: John it’s 10:30 in the morning

Kryoz: and? *hic*

Ohm: *gives him a disappointed look*

Kryoz: geez sorry dad *eyes start to water like he’s about to cry*

Ohm: …john?

Kryoz: *starts to cry*

Ohm: okay okay! you don’t have to record today!!

Kryoz: *through tears* thank you *under his breath* ha got eem

happy birthday kryoz!!

Zuckles: Your secret is safe with me. Largely because i don’t care, and I’ll probably forget.

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

what does it say about me that this is the post that broke me

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

MY LLAMA

Adam:*singing* making my way downtown

Adam: walking fast

Max: *glares at Adam & balls fists*

Adam: walking faster

relatable™

I’m coming out!!

of my room because I’ve been in here for the past two weeks

but I’m also gay