Do You Ever Just Stretch So Hard That You Pass Out And Fall On The Floor And Glimpse The Void Before

proof i am a grandpa

- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death

Kryoz: Why do I feel terrible?

Smii7y: Maybe because coffee is not a meal? Eat a vegetable. Sleep.

Kryoz: Guess we'll never know.

Smii7y: Oh my god.

Do you ever look up from your fanfic and think “what the hell am I doing with my life” and then just go back to reading

What happens before my friends and I play video games?!  Extremely Funny

Vanoss wants people to know about whom Terroriser is raging.

Reblog if LGBT+ members have a safe place on your blog

*presses reblog button violently*

Jotr: *trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*

Kryoz: if only you sucked my dick as hard as you suck that smoothie

Jotr: *starts coughing* whAT The fUCK

Lucien: Who the fuck-?

Damien: Language.

Lucien: ... Whom the fuck

Damien: No.

i stan this beautiful, tall boi! he is fucking amazing and i love him to death!

John is literally so fucking pretty I love when he uses facecam !! I love when he shows off his nails !! Love his ugly ass shirts !! His messy as hell room !!

a m b i g u o u s

Mini: [holding an ambiguous bottle] Is this whiskey or perfume?

Kryoz: [grabs and chugs the entire bottle]

Kryoz: It’s perfume.

kryoz is

UNAPPRECIATED

like just look at this boy :((( he deserves so much love.