Relatable™

Kryoz: THATS IT *tackles Smitty*

Kryoz: *sitting on him while holding down smitty’s wrists* haha! i win mudderf-

Smitty: *moans*

Kryoz: …

Mini: *whispering to Panda* well this got awkward real fast

Kryoz: did… did you just..

Smitty: *blsuhing hardcore* IT WAS YOUR DAMN FAULT! YOU MADE ME DO IT!

Just a few snippets of the best backup vocals off Folie A Deux (listen all the way through, you won’t regret it)

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

I was just messing around with audio editing and now I’m swimming in my tears lol

kryoz is

UNAPPRECIATED

like just look at this boy :((( he deserves so much love.

Moo: Oh god oh god okay so the smoke machine for the next performance isn’t working

Kryoz: I can just crouch next to the stage and vape

Moo: Would I be a bad manager if I said okay?

Kryoz: You’d be a lame one if you didn’t

Reblog if LGBT+ members have a safe place on your blog

*presses reblog button violently*

Panda: I need your help.

Wildcat: Who are we killing? Now, I don’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

Daithi: I’m going to the store, you guys want anything?

Terroriser: to never do the Arnold voice again

Mini: the will to live back

Vanoss: Some peace and quiet

Daithi:

Daithi: Yeah, I’ve got like $12