Me: I’m Gonna Pull An All Nighter Tonight

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

research

fits

- ‘leader’ but has no idea what he’s doing

- looks pure, is not

- “just go with the flow man”

- save him

john hates his job

- sexuality??? just does what he wants

- the mom™

- “I’m not really racist guys”

- cutie

swaggy

- anger is condensed because of his height

- the dad™

- “Dare me to…”

- angry, screams, possibly dangerous

iNutt

- the most mature one because low standards

- cute laughs a lot because he’s a happy boy

- *with friends* “it’s okay we are with the special needs program”

- protect

Raccc

- multiple restraining orders he doesn’t know of

- looks like ‘fouseytube with hair’

- “G-Force didn’t get the recognition it deserved”

- mystery man

Zucker

- kid in magazines parents are warned about

- swaggy and john’s kid

- “I’m a primitive disgusting animal”

- oi g’day aussie mate

Smini

- sweet Canadian child

- Cryoz’s bestie and helps him survive

- *out of breath wheeze* “stop…”

- youngling

Cryoz

- THE vape brother presented here today

- Smini’s bestie and makes sure he matches outfits

- “it may not seem that it be like that, but it do”

- emo

Ohm: john, are you sober?

Kryoz: *slurred* why *hic* would i be sober on my birthday? huh? tell me that Ohm, ya little bunny rabbit

Ohm: …

Ohm: john, buddy

Kryoz: Ohm, buddy

Ohm: John it’s 10:30 in the morning

Kryoz: and? *hic*

Ohm: *gives him a disappointed look*

Kryoz: geez sorry dad *eyes start to water like he’s about to cry*

Ohm: …john?

Kryoz: *starts to cry*

Ohm: okay okay! you don’t have to record today!!

Kryoz: *through tears* thank you *under his breath* ha got eem

happy birthday kryoz!!

How to tell if fruits and veggies are ripe

Dissociation is the worst defense mechanism; your brain is like “existing here in the real world is gettin kinda difficult so how about you chill out here in the void instead.. oh is this an inopportune time? Are you in the middle of a conversation? Taking a test? Yeah? Ok great welcome to the v o i d”

my brain is fired 

What happens before my friends and I play video games?!  Extremely Funny

Vanoss wants people to know about whom Terroriser is raging.

kryoz, a hero?

hey, friendly reminder that kryoz- john- is an amazing person

he works his ass off every day to make content. mans is hardworking, talented, and so deserving of support

he’s the KINDEST person ever? he’s a fucking sweetheart and although it’s not very obvious with the first look, if you pay attention to his videos you should know he’s a real damn softie. his heart is too big for his got damb body.

he loves his fans and is such an easygoing person. he gets along well with everyone n is such a chill boy. he is INCREDIBLY unappreciated and i wish he wasn’t, he deserves the whole fucking world- and more.

personally, he has done so much for me. he has helped me through shit, he’s made me smile, he’s made me laugh, he’s been a friend to me even if he doesn’t know who i am. john has saved my life and he is my hero.

tl;dr - john is so deserving of more love. please give him love. here’s photos of the man that you should love to pieces.

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself