If U Ever Feel Sad Remember That Robert Englund Once Took A Nap On The Set Of A Nightmare On Elm Street

so yesterday my boss (who is a big burly man with a lot of facial hair) was singing along to the radio and “wrecking ball” came on and he burst out “I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL” and kicked a garbage can across the room

i’m still laughing

Moo: Oh god oh god okay so the smoke machine for the next performance isn’t working

Kryoz: I can just crouch next to the stage and vape

Moo: Would I be a bad manager if I said okay?

Kryoz: You’d be a lame one if you didn’t

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

This has been gathering dust in my camera roll for a while

a m b i g u o u s

Mini: [holding an ambiguous bottle] Is this whiskey or perfume?

Kryoz: [grabs and chugs the entire bottle]

Kryoz: It’s perfume.

Kryoz: Why do I feel terrible?

Smii7y: Maybe because coffee is not a meal? Eat a vegetable. Sleep.

Kryoz: Guess we'll never know.

Smii7y: Oh my god.

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

My life basically

Friend: I hate my life. Me: Thank You. I meANT TO SAY ‘SAME’ AAAHHH

Kryoz: i can’t believe this

Smitty: believe what?

Kryoz: that you’d do this to me

Smitty: what did i do-

Kryoz: YOURE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK CUTE AGAIN STOP IT IM TOO GAY FOR THIS

*Pete and Mikey outside the bus standing some what close* Frank: *sneezes*

*Mikey and Pete scamper away, in a spooked fashion*

Gerard: Nice going Frank!

Frank: I sneezed! What! So I can’t sneeze now!