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Pros of writing gay relationships: 

- gay

Cons of writing gay relationships:

- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHO’S DOING WHAT OR WHO’S SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

I love high Harry

Prompt for how Sebastian comes out as gay to his family + Sam and Abigail, plus how each respective group reacts

Sebastian didn’t know how to bring it up. He knew Maru would be okay with it, but his parents…

He brought it up before they went to bed one day. They had just finished a game of cards together.

“So, uh, I think I have something to tell you guys.”

“Oh?” Robin asked. Demetrius and Maru both looked up.

“I’m gay,” Sebastian squeaked out.

“Oh, honey,” Robin said. She leaned over and gave Sebastian a big hug. “You know I love you. We all love you.” The other two nodded, smiles on their faces. “We’ll support you no matter who you love.”

Sebastian smiled. He knew Demetrius was quiet, but the looks on all their faces told him they really did care.

-

“So, uh…” Sebastian started.

“Wassup?” Abby asked. Sam also looked up from his spot on the floor. They were hanging out in Abby’s room, all in various positions of sitting.

“I’m into dudes.”

There was silence for a second, and then Abby frowned.

“DAMMIT.” She said, her face betraying her disappointment. “Now I owe Elliott twenty bucks.”

“What?!” Sebastian shouted back. He couldn’t believe his ears. What was she going on about?

Abby rested her chin on her hand. “I had a bet with him on who would come out first. You or Sam. I bet Sam.”

“Woah woah woah,” Sam said defensively. “I’m not gay.”

“… You’ve literally had Shane’s dick in your butt.”

“I said no homo.”

“SAM.”

Our dog kept barking at nothing and it was getting on my nerves so I went inside and yelled “LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING” at him, and he sat down in front of me and waited patiently to be explained a thing.

Kryoz, jumps from one moving vehicle to another: Parkour.

Moo: wILL YOU STOP DOING THAT

Zuckles: Your secret is safe with me. Largely because i don’t care, and I’ll probably forget.

This has been gathering dust in my camera roll for a while

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]