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what does it say about me that this is the post that broke me

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

Bbs dudes on finals day

Vanoss: thinks he’s okay but goes to take the test and turns it in in 15 minutes time with half of the test blank

Delirious: hiding in the bathroom because he forgot to study and is now cramming as much as possible

Wildcat: didn’t study for a single test, still gets an A-, found later in the locker room having a mental breakdown

Mini: asks to listen to music, listens to himself reading off the answers instead of music, when caught he said his voice was “music to his ears”

Moo: studied all weekend and got enough sleep the night before his tests, ended up with a B on one test and starts to cry

Terroriser: spent the weekend studying without sleeping, currently running on 4 cups of straight black coffee and finishes the test in a half hour, says he can hear colors now

Nogla: overslept and was late to his test, ends up getting an A and all his classmates now hate him

Lui: teachers pet so when he goes up and asks a question they always get the answer, brings a bag of gummy worms to eat after the test is done

Panda: gets yelled at for having phone out during the test and is accused of cheating but was really tweeting on how he’s going to cry in a pot full of mac and cheese when he’s done

Legiqn: walks out of test room and starts screaming, after his little ‘fit’ says he totally aced the test and almost fell asleep on the drive home

Ohm: is upstairs in one of the study hall rooms having an anxiety attack, walks in the classroom next period totally chill and dead tired, is ready for death

Cartoonz: waits outside of the school for Ohm to finish his test, when Ohm walks out he blasts very inappropriate songs out his speakers and embarrasses Ohm, is glad he doesn’t have to be “tested by satan” anymore

Scotty: spent the weekend looking up videos on how to sneak answers into a test, used the water bottle trick, almost peed himself during the test because he took a drink of water every time he looked for an answer

Marcel: cheated off Scotty the whole test and almost gets caught because when Scotty turned in his test he got and turned it in right after he did, goes home and instead of studying for more tests takes a nap

Kryoz: slept through whole test, hacks into school system to change grade to B- just to make it believable

Smitty: started to cry during the test, when asked what was wrong he replied with “i’m gonna be a male stripper”, says that was the easiest test he ever took afterwards

good luck to anyone who has semester tests or finals!! study hard and rest up! also thank you for 400 followers, you all are appreciated soooo much <3

Me getting ready to drop an @everyone in the server at 3 am

My life basically

Friend: I hate my life. Me: Thank You. I meANT TO SAY ‘SAME’ AAAHHH

Clapping Banned

I think this was last year, but anyways, clapping became a thing at my school. It was crazy. At first it started out small like a few kids clapping when a teacher walked into the room, but a week later it was the whole class clapping when anyone walked into a room. It was loud, there was cheering and screaming as if someone famous had walked in, and let me just say.. This happened to every. person. I mean if you were the second one through the door to a class, that one person sitting there would be clapping. You could hear the clapping from other classes on the other hall. So one day, we’re all sitting at lunch when the principal stands up on the stage(there was a stage type thing in the cafeteria, idk why), and announces that clapping is banned. Anyone who claps will be given a warning, but if they do it again, a referral. And suddenly, the whole cafeteria is quiet. 

And then we start clapping.

Vanoss: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Basically, sighing: It’s Nogla’s turn…

Nogla: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Delirious, wiping away a tear: Inspirational.

me: im not gonna let anyone know how im feeling me, three seconds later: hey guys im sad and want your attention

Lucien: Who the fuck-?

Damien: Language.

Lucien: ... Whom the fuck

Damien: No.