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Reasons why ive been asked to leave class

i said that the government was a bunch of dick heads and we should all just set the white house on fire and kept calling students who tried to defend the government “dick heads in training”

brought 6 whole pizzas in their boxes to class and was blocking the view of students

I kept sneezing during a lecture

Got really mad at some guy who wouldnt shut the hell up behind me and was flirting with some girl so i told him to shut the fuck up and she doesnt want to suck your dick and to take his frat boy ass and move.

Was signing dirty words and funny shit to my deaf friend and making him laugh. But because he’s deaf he didnt realize how loud he was being. so we both got asked to leave

poured water on some kids test after i was done with mine because i saw him copying off me the whole time.

Kept cussing too much during a socratic seminar about censorship to prove a point. and when they got mad at me i said “You trying to censor my words?”

made toast

had a dog in my backpack and said i had to take him to the vet after the class and didnt have time to run home and get him. he puked on the floor. which is why he had to go to the vet.

research

fits

- ‘leader’ but has no idea what he’s doing

- looks pure, is not

- “just go with the flow man”

- save him

john hates his job

- sexuality??? just does what he wants

- the mom™

- “I’m not really racist guys”

- cutie

swaggy

- anger is condensed because of his height

- the dad™

- “Dare me to…”

- angry, screams, possibly dangerous

iNutt

- the most mature one because low standards

- cute laughs a lot because he’s a happy boy

- *with friends* “it’s okay we are with the special needs program”

- protect

Raccc

- multiple restraining orders he doesn’t know of

- looks like ‘fouseytube with hair’

- “G-Force didn’t get the recognition it deserved”

- mystery man

Zucker

- kid in magazines parents are warned about

- swaggy and john’s kid

- “I’m a primitive disgusting animal”

- oi g’day aussie mate

Smini

- sweet Canadian child

- Cryoz’s bestie and helps him survive

- *out of breath wheeze* “stop…”

- youngling

Cryoz

- THE vape brother presented here today

- Smini’s bestie and makes sure he matches outfits

- “it may not seem that it be like that, but it do”

- emo

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