Lois Lane And Clark Kent Are Two Of The Most Capable And Brilliant Journalists The Daily Planet Has.

Lois Lane and Clark Kent are two of the most capable and brilliant journalists the Daily Planet has. They have written articles that have brought people to tears, spread the truth about injustices, and have both won multiple prizes.

This does not stop them from also writing the most stupid gossip rag like articles after the Justice League have a fight on Twitter.

(Lois knows and Clark enables, they just wanna mess with them so bad and they make it so easy)

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1 year ago

So this entire issue is about Superman being threatened by someone who supposedly knows his identity. They said he has to leave the city for 2 weeks or he’ll tell everyone.

So This Entire Issue Is About Superman Being Threatened By Someone Who Supposedly Knows His Identity.

Can I just say it’s hilarious that the guy says 2 weeks like dude you have Superman’s civilian identity what are you doing?!

Superman keeps saving people in secret and Batman and Robin go to find out where Superman went.

So This Entire Issue Is About Superman Being Threatened By Someone Who Supposedly Knows His Identity.

Love that Lois and Perry here idk they seem concerned.

So Batman and Robin do find Superman and they talk about the guy with Superman’s identity. Then a flashback happens and Clark talks about this kid who probably works for that guy.

So This Entire Issue Is About Superman Being Threatened By Someone Who Supposedly Knows His Identity.
So This Entire Issue Is About Superman Being Threatened By Someone Who Supposedly Knows His Identity.
So This Entire Issue Is About Superman Being Threatened By Someone Who Supposedly Knows His Identity.

These are along side the previous posts pages.

So Clark is freaking out, but here’s where things get even more ridiculous.

So This Entire Issue Is About Superman Being Threatened By Someone Who Supposedly Knows His Identity.

IT WAS BRUCE CAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS

So This Entire Issue Is About Superman Being Threatened By Someone Who Supposedly Knows His Identity.

I literally yelled “I knew it!!!” Also Bruce’s reasoning for trying to get Superboy’s identity is so funny! Like he literally goes “I wanna be a detective so I’m gonna find out superboy’s identity, not to share, just to keep.”

The kid has a LEAD LINED NOTEBOOK. WHAT?!

So This Entire Issue Is About Superman Being Threatened By Someone Who Supposedly Knows His Identity.
So This Entire Issue Is About Superman Being Threatened By Someone Who Supposedly Knows His Identity.

And so Bruce gets his evidence but goes screw you to Linnis. Superman goes to save the day and everyone is happy! The end!

This was the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. It’s also one of my favorite comics. It’s so silly I love it.

Do people want to hear about the old world’s finest comics. Cause they’re hilarious and stupid and I love them.

(Idk why I ask I’m gonna do it anyways)


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1 year ago

I imagine that Batman banned puns over the comms because they were once in the middle of sneaking into a gang hideout and every single thing Dick had said was some kind of mushroom/fungus pun, which was the last thing that Bruce heard before Duke burst into laughter and got pinned by gunfire.


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1 year ago

Hear me out… what if he wears the most fashion disaster looking things only to completely pull them off. Polka dot shirt, absolutely stunning. Fedora, somehow comes off as mysterious. Tacky tropical button up shirt, classic surfer boy.

It frustrates everyone so they tease him about it.

Dick Grayson wore a polka dot shirt one time in the 90’s and yall really won’t let him live it down.


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1 year ago
Ok So This Is Hilarious, But The Funniest Thing To Me Is That Clark Is So Chill.

Ok so this is hilarious, but the funniest thing to me is that Clark is so chill.

CLARK YOU NEARLY DIED?!

He’s just like meh, hot cocoa time. Also I’m gonna make joke about my friend. Love Clark! Just Clark is so fun!


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1 year ago

Ok so

Ok So

LOOK AT THEM! They’re beautiful!!!

I might go on a world’s finest tangent today.

(Is tangent the right word? Idk)

I just need to talk about how much I love this series.

11 months ago

I said this on Twitter

Everytime Wuk Lamat is on the screen I feel that intense feeling of happiness that you get when you see a cat or dog on the street.

What I mean to say is that I love her.


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10 months ago

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.


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