Me Trying To Look Up Snow Leopards For A Dnd Character.

Dream of No. 5 by Lin Chang

Yay!!! :D

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

I’m accepting this as canon in my head. If I ever get around to actually writing the fan comics I have in mind, expect Brucie Wayne shenanigans.

The thought that Brucie Wayne and Batman being two completely separate entities that Bruce can code switch between has consumed me especially with the idea that he mixes the two together on occasion to fuck with people

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*Batman and Superman searching a dressing room*

Superman: What about this thing, it looks suspicious?

Batman *full Batman voice*: That’s an eyelash curler darling

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*OG JLA revealing identities to newbies*

Green Arrow: Your turn Bats, who are you?

Batman having decided to fuck with him walking up to him cocking his hip putting one hand on his chest and in full Brucie Wayne mode: C’mon Ollie-Dollie you know who I am. We dated 💕

Green Arrow (internally): Modem noise

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Recently revealed identities with Clark and Brucie being at the same party

Brucie: oh howdy 🤠 cowboy, fancy meeting you at this shindig

Clark *flustered* (internally): he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman…

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*Bruce getting a call during a JLA meeting*

Brucie: Oh! hello dear, yes of course I’m coming to your party I’ll see you later 😘

Batman: Our security measures need to be increased due to the number of criminals currently attempting to follow heroes to their base of operations

JLA *experiencing whiplash*: what.

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*undercover Brucie and members of the JLA at a party*

Bruce *pretending to be drunk wandering over to the flash*: excuse moi but can I get your attention for just a momento😊

Flash *completely disconnecting Bruce and bats*: yeah uh sure sir are you alright

Batman *quiet but deep Batman voice*: there’s an assassin in the rafters

ghost playthrough has been going well

Belt of holding.

the only magic tool Bruce has ever or will ever willingly use is his belt, he had Zatanna charm it with endless space in the pockets and swore her to secrecy. he refuses to admit this to anyone no matter what absurdity he pulls out of his belt, his kids are convinced something is up with it but they never caught him in the act or have managed to stick their hands in there yet, Bruce will stare people straight in the eye and pull an entire parachute out of a 3 square inch pocket and claim with outmost seriousness it was just folded up really tight,

when Dick takes over the cowl when Bruce is in the time stream and first gets his hands on the belt the sheer vindication overpowers the grief for a solid hour

What characteristics of Bruce have the batkids taken on? Positively or negatively?

(Like, the way they drink their tea the same, or twitch if people mess with their organized files and tilt them out of "the perfect order")

I'm sure gothamites have commented, "oh you look /just/ like your father" at them, to their embarrassment.

Willing to sacrifice themselves for civilians/the team

Carry around gadgets, tools, etc on their person everywhere

Default to taking control of all situations, even silly ones

Paranoia, except it tends to be very well-founded

Sleep like the dead when they’re off-patrol

Being mean to the paparazzi

Distrusting romantic partners

Refusing help

Backup plans, so many alternative plans all the time for every single step forward

Lex Luthor hate

Bunny sticker!! Gonna sell them eventually.

Oh my goodness I understand the pain of drawing Batman. I draw Superman on the regular cause he’s so fun to draw and Wonder Woman is also incredibly easy to draw but for some reason!! Batman always hurts my brain to draw. I always make a bat blob cause I just can’t.

Edit: OHMYGOSH I FORGOT TO SAY THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL!!! Your artstyle is wonderful and I love how you draw them!! Love Clark’s circlet!!

trinity!!

bonus:

batman drawing struggles rip

and some extra doodles!

There are a lot of fics about the Justice League finding out about Batman's children via a series of circumstances leading to Nightwing joining the League (usually against Batman's will)

and I LOVE this trope, don't get me wrong, but I'd like to imagine a situation where it doesn't happen like that. I want a situation where Nightwing joins the League, but he and Batman play it off well enough that the JL doesn't put them together. They notice that they work well together, sure, and Batman seems to trust Nightwing easier than the other new members, but no one questions it because Nightwing is good.

And the JL reaches a point where it's been months or even years and they still don't know.

Until Nightwing gets hurt. They've seen him hurt before, but he gets hurt. Bleeding out, affected by fear toxin, whatever, the point is, he's in bad shape. And Nightwing - strong, crooked grin, happy facade - screams. He screams for his dad - a word that he never uses, but that doesn't matter now, because he's scared, and he's hurt, and he just wants to go home.

And nobody knows what to do. Every single League member very quickly realizes that they know nothing about this guy. Everyone wonders about Batman because he seems so mysterious, but Nightwing always seemed so open, and it's only in that moment that they realize they have no actual information on him.

But that only last for a split second, because, of course Batman reacts first. He runs to his side and starts to stabilize his injuries while assuring him in a voice that they've never heard before, a voice that is distinctly not his Batman growl, that he's right there and it's all going to be okay.

And Nightwing... well, he stops calling out for his father. And he doesn't stay in the watchtower infirmary after that. When they ask Batman where he took him, he just tells them home.

Nightwing's back a few months later, and that's when they start asking him if he's really Batman's kid, and he just smiles the same crooked grin and says, Of course. You didn't know?

This is how Nightwing #43 happened right?

Nightwing: „Aw, they’re bonding.“

Wally: „Wanna bet on who's gonna win?“

Nightwing: „... sure!“

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