Latest Posts by d1jonmustard - Page 4

Imagine a long time some time after canon Boris and Theo quietly get married, and while it's not actually a secret, Theo likes to be discreet about it. One day a woman is hitting on Theo so naturally he tells her that he is married and she's like ohhh I'm sorry I didn't know you had a wife!! And Theo could correct her and tell her that he does not, in fact, have a wife, but a husband, but he doesn't because he hasn't reached that level of self acceptance yet, and either way, he doesn't think he will ever see her again. But he does see her again, while he is out with Boris, and when she asks him who that is he panics and says, "he's my wife". Boris finds that hilarious and after that day he exclusively refers to himself as Theo's wife, much to Theo's mortification.

not a day goes by that i dont think about this poor guy

"you have 2 hours and 8 minutes left to live, how are you gonna spend your time?"

me asf

whos up pondering they orb(anderperry)?

help the guy i kinda like isn’t gonna sit next to my in class anymore bc new seating chart. U WILL NEVER UNDERTSNAD MY PAIN

Peter Ferguson (Canadian, 1968) - Pastoral (n.d.)

what would u do if i started chewing on ur ankles like a little dog *bites ur ankle* now say thank you *becomes cyclone and vanishes*

i’m like if a girl was a teenage boy but also a woman but not a man but like extremely masculine but only on tuesday. one time this girl in my science class told me that i’m a he him feminine queen and that encapsulates my gender. man woman boy girl

help me. like i say a lot of satire stuff bc i’m just a silly joking girl but i’m starting to think ppl at school are taking me serious. i’m leaving this place in a few months but like ARGH

RAWR

this is not bowl cut hate this is bowl cut support

did u know that i like this guy who has a bowl cut

did u know that i like this guy who has a bowl cut

god i hope no one saw my last posts i lost my shit bc of a simple mistake 😇 i love overreacting yummy

i just posted smth w an unrelated tag eww. clearing the rumors i would never do that ever. that was a joke in a way it’s not serious but i am ashamed i let it happen

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

Mark Grantham, Until Tonight (Lunenburg, Nova Scotia), 2019, Acrylic on board

todd anderson i too know what it’s like to feel such suffocating anxiety while at the same time being so angry and frustrated and embarrassed with yourself

It's always "be productive" and "do your work" and never "what do you think about the intense and queercoded relationship between Neil Perry and Todd Anderson?"

In a better world the muppets would have been treated so much like actual actors that they wouldn’t have been owned by any brand but would have their own individual careers playing roles in various movies regardless of whether they are “muppet movies.” Just any random guy in any random movie could have been kermit like it’s no big deal.

how i be sleeping at night knowing that neil never died and him and todd went to nyu together where neil majored in acting and todd majored in english and they both minored in writing and then todd got his mfa at fordham while neil continued to act in new york and then once they were really ready to settle down they moved to connecticut so todd could teach at yale and neil did freelance dramaturgy and they would take the train to new york one weekend a month: 😴😴😴

anderperry but neil is pining and trying to confess to todd and ask him out only to be met with complete ‘obliviousness’ and todd knows that theyre already dating

neil, nervously: you wanna go get dinner with me :)

todd, who has gone on many many dates with neil: yea sure, where do you wanna go ?

neil, absolutely heartbroken that todd ‘doesn’t realize he’s asking him out’: anywheres fine :)

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neil: todd i love you

todd: i love you too

neil, to himself: todd why cant you notice i don’t mean this in a best friends forever way

yeah

before you speak, THINK:

is it TRANSSEXUAL?

is it HERESY?

is it INCONSIDERATE?

is it NEURODIVERGENT?

is it KILLING SOMEONE?

someone i need help on my for you on here, it’s filled with like anime porn. the more that i try to get rid of it the more it comes back save me it’s been like this for months i’m not into anime porn writing

just changed my pfp for the first time in like a year. todd anderson i hope u know u changed my life