Just Changed My Pfp For The First Time In Like A Year. Todd Anderson I Hope U Know U Changed My Life

Donna Tartt really put her whole Tarttussy in The Goldfinch

y’all scream about supporting bi girls right up until they date men

AITA for wanting to spend time with my terminal friend?

I (53M) pretended to die in a fire so my best friend won’t be alone during the last few months he has on Earth and he called me an ass at my funeral, but I did it FOR him because if I didn’t I’d have to go back to jail. AITA here?

Edit: the jail time was for a little felony, I just drove a car into my ex’s house, no one got hurt.

Edit: yeah it was on purpose but my friend forgave me so it doesn’t matter

Edit: Okay some of you think you’re soooo clever, which is why you’re on the internet judging other people’s lives instead of doing something interesting or useful. So sad how you only have one way to feel big.

Edit: yes my bestie really is dying. yes it’s a little gay. yes he’s my enabler. people can be all three, it’s the twenty-first century.

Edit: stop upvoting u/aussiedoc and u/parkpuncher, they don’t know me, they’re lying. flooding a hospital would be so juvenile, I would never do that.

edit: seriously how am I the bad guy, what was I supposed to do, let my man kick off alone? you people are terrible.

edit: okay it’s a lot gay.

BORIS AND THEO

happy birthday folie <3 happy birthday lullabye <3 happy birthday disloyal order of water buffaloes <3 happy birthday i don’t care <3 happy birthday she’s my winona <3 happy birthday america’s suitehearts <3 happy birthday headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet <3 happy birthday the (shipped) gold standard <3 happy birthday (coffee’s for closers) <3 happy birthday what a catch donnie <3 happy birthday 27 <3 happy birthday tiffany blews <3 happy birthday w.a.m.s. <3 happy birthday 20 dollar now bleed <3 happy birthday west coast smoker <3 happy birthday pavlove <3 happy birthday i don’t care (acoustic version) <3 happy birthday america’s suitehearts (acoustic version) <3 happy birthday what a catch donnie (acoustic version) <3 happy birthday folie a deux <3

todd: today's my birthday

neil (an empath) sensing that it's his birthday: is today your birthday?

Theo Decker is the type of guy who would listen to Car Seat Headrest untill he realizes Will Toledo is gay

big time rush Stan time is now