Help Me. Like I Say A Lot Of Satire Stuff Bc I’m Just A Silly Joking Girl But I’m Starting To Think

THE WORLD IS ENDING by judas h.

I have seen many people critique how Donna Tartt ends novels, particularly The Secret History and The Goldfinch.

But the thing is, you’re being told snippets, moments and memories of a person’s life - it’s not a story that can end fully resolved or mysteriously. Tartt writes about someone who might exist, a character so realistic that it’s unbelievable how complex they are.

That isn’t a story you can end, not in any satisfying way, it only ends when there isn’t much left to say.

what would u do if i started chewing on ur ankles like a little dog *bites ur ankle* now say thank you *becomes cyclone and vanishes*

Donna Tartt Character: I love this beautiful, ethereal girl. She is so glamorous, and intriguing and I love her so much. She’s the most aesthetically pleasing person I know and I feel like I can trust her. I maybe kissed her once? I think maybe I was drunk?

Also Donna Tartt character: my best friend is so handsome, and I can’t stop looking at him, and everything he does makes my stomach flutter with butterflies. One time he kissed me and I can’t stop thinking about it and I’m going to describe it in great detail and it was the best moment of my life. But I’m definitely a straight, heterosexual dude what are you talking about?

Boris: *putting on his gayest shoes* Time to crash Potter’s engagement party!

Fall Out Boy as a collective

Fall Out Boy is being blended!!

You cannot save them.

Happy 20th Anniversary, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge!

the members of big time rush

logan, kendall, carlos & james from big time rush hate jeff bezos!

So um ur boyfriend kinda stole the most valuable painting in the world right um uhh but I kinda also stole that painting and then maybee I lost it so um yeah if its okay um could I fly him out to where I think the painting might be on the same night as ur engagement party I would like to