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this is really important, thanks for sharing this! 

To everyone that’s going to watch the Gordon Ramsey charity stream: The live stream will NOT be Mark centric. He is a special guest. Try to support the stream even after he leaves, and don’t be upset if he isn’t on the stream at the very beginning.

Mark: Okay so, if you have 19 cookies and I asked you for 3, how many would you have?

Ethan: None.

Mark: Ethan, dude this is basic math. It's not that-

Ethan: I would give you all of my cookies, because I love you.

Mark:(voice cracking) disgusting. get out of my house 

he does this every mission briefing

Radiorose

I JUST FELT LIKE IT SORRY NOT SORRY

i will pass this onto my children as well

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

h o r s e t o r n a d o

*wheeze*

Keefe *While in the Forbidden cities* : How much for the horse tornado?

Sophie: Keefe… that’s a carousel.

Keefe: I must have it.

Sandor: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 's.'

Ro: *looks over at Sophie and Keefe*

Ro: Is it sexual tension?

Ro and I are one

I'm dead