Illinois: I'll Speak French Between Your Legs

First Meeting

"L.O.V.E" | next (Will be?)

i want a shirt that says:

“i went to prison and all i got was the transgender illegal alien sex surgery”

This has happened every time they go to the store but sophie makes him to back for Keefe

Fitz [About Keefe]: Hey, I lost my friend can I make an announcement?

Store Clerk: Sure.

Fitz: *leans into the mic* Goodbye you little shit.

OML THIS HAS OPPENED MY EYES 

The timer at the end of every video isn't how much time is left, it's just a representation of Amy's patience

the illegal alien after getting their transgender operations in prison

Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.

yall my parents are so cute 

Kamala: "My mother was middle class and she worked hard to give us a home. I worked hard to be a successful businesswoman. Vote for me and I will provide actual answers to questions."

Trump: "My dad only gave me a few million dollars when I was born. I turned it into billions. People are surprised by how many billions I have. I'm so relatable. Vote for me and I'll get rid of the transgender aliens haunting the solar panels. No hate to the solar panels, by the way."