Remember, If A Girl In Staring At You In Public And You Think She's Judging You, Maybe She Just Thinks

The voice of the people (me in my chemistry lecture) has been silenced (my professor didn’t see my raised hand)

Anything can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying flying objects

I hope I’m a better sister to you than she was to me. I love you so much it hurts. I think about you every day. You’re an ass, you can be a pain, and you can be unkind. But I would walk into fire for you. I would do anything to keep you safe. I wish I could do more for you.

I don’t know how you see me, but I’d rather be kind and uncertain, than never be kind at all.

Cute first date discussion idea!

Which of the 7 deadly sins do you feel most applies to you :)

My wife: Do you want a wordle hint? It's pretty esoteric and random - I don't know how helpful it'll be

Me: Yeah actually

My wife: It's part of the title to one of my favorite glass animals songs

Me, .2 seconds later: Oh! I got it.

damn. Severe bummer

Thank you for loving me like your own.

Hear me when I say, there will be peace in my valley.

Do I want cheese? Yes. Desperately. Do I think know if I eat cheese at this hour I will suffer great consequences? Yes.

damn. Severe bummer inDEED y'all

damn. Severe bummer