Damn. Severe Bummer

*flight of the bumblebee plays furiously as I navigate Walmart*

The voice of the people (me in my chemistry lecture) has been silenced (my professor didn’t see my raised hand)

Remember. Any room can be a guest room if you put your guests there.

I’ve found myself on many planes recently, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that some of y’all really need to clean out your pools. Them things lookin’ greener than a tree frog on Saint Patrick’s Day, goddog! 

I am so fucking proud of you

Few things match the horror of when you google something and the first thing that comes up is "Scholarly articles for..."

Like babe I'm just trying to study for my organic exam, you gotta give me the baby version

May she who is without sin cast the first stone, but then again perhaps those in stained glass houses should not be throwing stones in the first place.

Dear mr professor,

sorry i didnt do the assignment. tummy hurt

I hope I’m a better sister to you than she was to me. I love you so much it hurts. I think about you every day. You’re an ass, you can be a pain, and you can be unkind. But I would walk into fire for you. I would do anything to keep you safe. I wish I could do more for you.

I don’t know how you see me, but I’d rather be kind and uncertain, than never be kind at all.