Do I Want Cheese? Yes. Desperately. Do I Think Know If I Eat Cheese At This Hour I Will Suffer Great

After all, do they not bleed?

What I am

Sweet child, I am the devil’s lover, manipulation and I are sisters, guilt and I are family. And I, I darling, I am made of pure hell fire. I will be fine.

I wonder if you miss me

WAIT!

Before the semester ends, would anyone like to admit they have a crush on me

damn. Severe bummer

Nothing like the horror of realizing your middle school writing is forever on the internet. Anywho. Moving right along.

wait, you're telling me that there are people who don't constantly overthink every single thing they do? Dang. Next you'll say there are people who don't lie awake at night and think about every cringey thing they've ever done

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone with a dysfunctional family! My your turkey be tender and your patience be steadfast

I am the funniest bitch at the gynecologist

Would you still love me if I had nothing to offer you?

I like to think you would.