The Car Is Rattling. It's Subtle; You Wouldn't Notice It If It Wasn't Your Car. You've Been Driving It

Be patient.

Could a depressed person do this?

*shaves my legs for the first time since October*

Please, just one more year. Give me one more year

sorry i was late to class man, i was receiving a prophecy of events yet to come. you know how it be

Katy Perry went to space, and we can't make QUIET leaf blowers? This is outrageous

You never realize how much 6 pounds of something really is until you have to pick up 6 pounds of banana bread from the post office

I think my biggest toxic trait is acting like I deserve the Nobel Prize for showing up to a class I literally pay to be in

I like to think I’m a strong sailor, but even I can’t resist the siren’s song of the arts and crafts aisle in the Walmart

After all, do they not bleed?

Take it from me, an adult: FIBER IS IMPORTANT