Sorry I Was Late To Class Man, I Was Receiving A Prophecy Of Events Yet To Come. You Know How It Be

I'm in the club (coffee shop), high off perc (decaf coffee), with some shades (blue light glasses) on

Tatted up (smeared ink from notetaking), mini skirt (old hoodie), with my j's (hiking boots) on

You know, as you become an adult, you will face many new and unexpected challenges. This can be a really scary experience. What do I do when my can opener rusts? I didn’t know this was a possibility.

Take it from me, an adult: FIBER IS IMPORTANT

I am so fucking proud of you

Well, you know what they say

You never realize how much 6 pounds of something really is until you have to pick up 6 pounds of banana bread from the post office

Subway has no right to smell that good

Thank you to everyone who participated in my study. For your troubles, I can offer you two Tylenol, and a piece of gum.

Not by blood, but by spirit

One gone, one dead, one cruel. Where does that leave me?