I Like To Think I’m A Strong Sailor, But Even I Can’t Resist The Siren’s Song Of The Arts And Crafts

You know, as you become an adult, you will face many new and unexpected challenges. This can be a really scary experience. What do I do when my can opener rusts? I didn’t know this was a possibility.

Fun fact! It costs zero dollars ($0.00 USD) to be kind :)

new year, new me! I'm going to get even sillier

I wonder if you miss me

Remember. We are not running away. We are retreating strategically

IT WAS COOKING BY THE BOOK FROM LAZY TOWN

Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairy Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend

I am violently and relentlessly kind.

I'm glad we're friends. We're silly, we're awkward. But I'm so glad you're here.

She likes me 'cause I'm bad (went through a roundabout at 30 mph instead of the speed limit of 25)