Fun Fact! It Costs Zero Dollars ($0.00 USD) To Be Kind :)

Be patient.

you ever smell a smell and then be 15 again?

Not by blood, but by spirit

It is a luxury to have a parent whom you will one day mourn

Remember, the most important thing is to do all your tasks with a scowl :)

*my assistant runs on stage, whispering frantically* wait- what. Oh- a SMILE do it with a SMILE- WAIT A SMI-

I love living alone because I can laugh as loud as I want

My very first playlist I ever made was on my iPhone 5 and it was called “On TØP”

Me and my wife: discussing the artists that fundamentally changed us in middle school

Me: idk man, "soap" had a chokehold on me, and don't even get me started on "teen idle"

My wife: holy shit "teen idle." Have you even heard "girls"? Holy shit, I was transported.

My boyfriend, standing there so confused: ...................huh

Something is twisting around my ribs and gripping my tongue. It's sitting in my throat. I can see it, but it won't talk to me. I don't know if it can.

damn. Severe bummer inDEED y'all

damn. Severe bummer

Me, buying a box of strawberries: I hope I can eat all these before they go bad, there are so many

Me, the next day: where did all my berries go 🧍‍♀️ (I eated them)