Sometimes A Family Is A Former Child Assassin, Her Fake Dad, Walmart Captain America, Daddy Issues Final

*On the quinjet*

Steve: I think this is the most peaceful it's ever been post-mission

Clint: Oddly... serene

Natasha: No blood, no arguing, no press, no clean up. It's almost too good to be true

Bruce: It kind of feels like we're missing a part of us

Everyone: Hm.

Everyone:

Tony: WE FORGOT THE KID

*20 minutes later*

Tony: Why didn't you call us after we left you?!?

Peter: Oh I thought that was on purpose. I was just gonna take the subway home

Steve: Peter we're in New Mexico.

oh look it’s the whore of the Lake Territories, the one and only Sol!

do more whimsical things. put no limits on whimsy.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Peter, strolling in smiling after patrol:

Tony: …Why are you smiling like that..?

Peter: Can’t I just smile?

Tony:

Tony, already sighing and grabbing the first aid kit: Alright, I’ll bite— What’d you break?

Peter: Literally all of my ribs please help

I've got a question for all the aroacespec ppl out there. I'm Aroaceflux, and I'm comfortable being in a romantic relationship, just not all the time. Is there a term for a relationship that's both romantic and platonic at different times? If you understand what I mean??

Thunderbolts* Spoilers Without Context

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington