Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!
Thor: Morning human
Clint: Good morning
Steve: Good Morning!
Bruce: good morning.
Natasha: Good morningg
Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.
Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.
Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.
what’s it like being a massive bitch <3
what's it like being a massive JERK <3
pasta boy
penne pasta boy
NO IM NOT IM NOT THE PASTA BOY THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY IT
IM DEAD AND BURIED YOU'VE KILLED ME
just like all my favorite characters.
Sometimes a family is a former child assassin, her fake dad, Walmart Captain America, daddy issues final boss, a bipolar nuke, and the guy who killed jfk
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
Stevie Wevie
canon pt.2
will NEVER stop my everybody bullies john walker agenda im sorry
Peter, not slept in 2 days and on a minecraft binge: no, no Mr. Stark dont turn the lights off or else the mobs will spawn
Tony, standing by the labs light switch: the who
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
100% done on purpose for me and me only who calls castiel cassie because hes my silly guy and like ??? thats a cassie if ive ever seen one <3
rewatching supernatural (yes in the year of our lord 2025) and i never realised before that dean's first actually somehow serious love interest on the show was literally named cassie i am unwell