Me, As I Force A Dollar Bill Into The Self-checkout Machine: Thats Right…..good Boy……vore President

canon pt.2

will NEVER stop my everybody bullies john walker agenda im sorry

Just saw a GIF of Clint Barton in casual clothes holding a bow and am now convinced that in universe he has the same famous person situation as Tony Hawk. He is completely unrecognized in public unless in the vicinity of That One Object. ‘It’s random middle aged guy.’ He picks up a bow. ‘Holy shit it’s Hawkeye!’

this is just me with castiel rn. where is my favorite silly guy???? why is he not in every single supernatural episode?????????? where is my destiel sitcom?????????????? what do you mean I have to write the content myself ??????????????????????????????

saying I miss a character is so funny I don't even know what I mean. I could engage with the media anytime. i could even read or even WRITE fanfic. but man. i miss the character

Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!

Thor: Morning human

Clint: Good morning

Steve: Good Morning!

Bruce: good morning.

Natasha: Good morningg

Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.

Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.

Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.

Stevie Wevie

Yelena in Thunderbolts*:

And honestly, same.

It’s not fair!

oh look it’s the whore of the Lake Territories, the one and only Sol!

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

WHAT IF I CRIED. WHAT IF YOU JUST TORE MY ENTIRE HEART OPEN. WHAT IF I WAILED LIKE A LITTLE BABY.

despite it all, she's just a girl who is lost and trying to find her way back home