Avengers Found Family Walked So That Thunderbolts Found Family Could Fucking Sprint

IM GIGGLING SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JOKE LENNE.

The devil works fast but thirsty marvel fans work faster

It’s not fair!

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS NOT A WANT BUT A NEED . IF I HAVE TO, I WILL WRITE THE CONTENT MYSELF

i NEED Grian to go full psychological horror on the hermits with the permit office. i need multiple layers of permit waiting rooms each that plays a more distorted and unsettling version of the please hold music as you go deeper, I need there to be a constant static buzzing being played I need the lights to flicker, I need grian to stand ominously at the end of hallways just to disappear behind a corner

im gonna explode how could you DO THIS TO ME

no because why is this every writer ever, including myself- we just go "Oo! New idea! i need to write it rn!" *tosses the idea i just had in my hands* im walking in a circle

pasta boy

penne pasta boy

NO IM NOT IM NOT THE PASTA BOY THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY IT

Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"

I love that cas’ autistic energy is so endearing to everyone. eileen loves him, mary called him one of her boys, sam is always grinning at him, meg was IN love with him, rowena calls him tweety-bird, bobby adopted him and treated him as a son immediately, claire loves him and created a weird father-daughter relationship with him (even though he is wearing her dead father’s body #ripjimmynovak), jody and charlie and kevin and jo and ellen all liked him. and obviously, most of all, dean, who met him once and decided he wanted him around forever.

I don't know what to say here sobs

I'm just. existing. idek how Tumblr works that well- sigh

What if you were a METH ADDICT, who came from an ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD, and then you decided that you wanted to TRY AND BE GOOD (OR/AND FIND NEW DRUGS), so you went to a shady lab in MALAYSIA, and then you kinda DIED, and then you RESUSCITATED with GODLIKE POWERS, and some shady Russian blonde presented you with ADOPTION PAPERS, and saved you from your crushing evil alter ego depression with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP-