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I GOT 10th SYMPHONIC!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

I MADE 3RD CHAIR CONCERT BAND AT ALL DISTRICT!!!

You learn how they tick so then you can press buttons like how we bully our band director about the hole he put in the ceiling while tossing cup mutes to the trumpets shortly after we were back in the new room after the school got remodeled. We just point up at the hole every time he tosses something in class and he says he’s planning on getting on a ladder to use white marker or something since he thinks it’s a smudge or something while we’re all pretty sure it’s an actual hole.

the thing nobody here really talks about is how easily students can read their director, particularly if the director is considered good.

Because band students spend so long trying to learn all the visual cues during a concert that every single quirk and oddity of the director gets filed away for later use.

Half of rehearsal time is spent privately figuring out that a raised eyebrow in a certain direction means that the band is slowing down unintentionally, or figuring out that wide eyes means someone done fucked up.

Taking this out of rehearsal means that you eventually learn that an eyebrow twitch means the director is getting annoyed by another person and needs leadership to come up with a problem to save him. A half smile means “good job”, but a half smile plus a raised eyebrow means “hah I’m teasing you about this for the rest of your life here”.

Idk something about how every ensemble, no matter how big, will always know what their doctor is feeling with a quick glance At least, if the director is good

Throckmorton

Want.

Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.

The first thing I thought of while reading these is our drum major whom we constantly make fun of for her country accent

One of her country-isms is “god willing and the creek don’t rise” and then for one of our comps it rained so much that the school county canceled all events so we couldn’t go AND THE CREEK ROSE

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

Here’s a reblog for you to appreciate

homunculous son or unkillable elder god daughter

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

Big bitch then

There's a little bitch on my porch

Is he a threat to the chickens?

There's a little bitch on my porch

AAAAAAAAAAAA CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!

we made finals at state championships

WE MADE FINALS AT STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS 😭😭😭

happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

I like to think they kept in touch after the divorce

Trick or treat!!!

Treat

Your treat is a boop!

BOOP!!!!!!!!

Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)

What is Trump? And why are people posting about it all the time?

the ancient Americans believed that Trump, pharaoh of new york—later exiled to florida—was the second incarnation of their national demiurge, Reagan. he did little to discourage this, even taking the name Donald in direct reference to the ancient conservative deity

Congrats on second place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you see bestie at a band competition

@clarinetmushroom

Hold on what do you mean “Is consensual cannibalism a path to well-being?”

@ruthtg11

Try not to die from too much vitamin C

I've eaten 3 oranges today and I can't get enough

They're so juicy and they taste like candy and they smell so good and I just can't stop eating oranges

Like someone please help I've eaten more than one every day for like a week now and there's no sign of stopping

Nice!!

Leaving for the first competition!! I think we're gonna get 3rd 🤙

You jinxed it now you’ll get third

Leaving for the first competition!! I think we're gonna get 3rd 🤙

Out of?

Leaving for the first competition!! I think we're gonna get 3rd 🤙

is this anything

Why would I lie to you?

If our band director doesn’t stop us we’ll probably be having weekly chair challenges unless we can challenge right after a challenge and then it’ll be each class

hey y’all take my marching band uquiz

Bite me!!!!!!!

How do I answer all three depending on the day

Okay fair I am very competitive and I do theater which is like band in that it might as well be three extracurriculars at once.

In my band the competitive section is the clarinets though

hey y’all take my marching band uquiz