Clarinetmushroom - Mushroom Enjoyer (as Food And Decoration)

The first thing I thought of while reading these is our drum major whom we constantly make fun of for her country accent

One of her country-isms is “god willing and the creek don’t rise” and then for one of our comps it rained so much that the school county canceled all events so we couldn’t go AND THE CREEK ROSE

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

John.

Baked a silly little dude today, name suggestions needed

I love it when two marching bands have the same stand tune and they start playing it faster or louder as a challenge to the other band

Get jolly with it

Is it Waze?

We're on a road trip rn and the GPS dude is some weird AI thing? He tells jokes? I'm terrified and my dad WON'T explain

Happy pi day!!!!!

I’m great at playing clarinet

Fuck self modesty! Tell me something you know you're great at! I'll start. I'm a great cook.

Alternatively:

Alright you get 5 minutes.

*2 minutes later* back on the field! let’s go! breaks over!

my friend made this when we played make it meme

Now I’ve never played oboe (my sister has) or bass clarinet for that matter so take this with a grain of salt.

That seems like it’d be a pretty big change if you’ve never played bass clarinet before changing from a double reed to a single reed and also how loose you have to be for lower instruments. It might be easier to start with soprano clarinet since it’ll have similar music to oboe, you wouldn’t have to be as loose in your lips, and it’s also just a lot lighter.

band people, i am considering switching to bass clarinet for marching band next year, what do y'all think